Welcome. Sorry to disappoint, but this is not the actual website for the iconic Beato's Deli on East 189th Street in the Bronx, New York.
*gasp*
No food here—just a creative thought experiment.
No tamales, but we have snacks for your mind.
*cheer*
No bodega cats, but we still have things to interactive with.
*claps*
Maybe you'll learn something new! About yourself, about your deli preferences.... Who knows?
So grab a (maybe metaphorical) sweet treat, and lets lollygag in that snug corner of the mind-- a place as we old-schoolers call in our "imagination."
Ah yes. Beato's Deli and our individual creative thoughts. A perfect pair. A neighborhood classic.